isaidcarrotsnotspoons:

therealcillianmurphy:

AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
RUNNING ‘ROUND LEAVING SCARS

I am still laughing

isaidcarrotsnotspoons:

therealcillianmurphy:

AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUNNING ‘ROUND LEAVING SCARS

I am still laughing

kingahell:

kingahell:

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

(Source: tea-and-kittens)

bubblenuggets:

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius

Sometimes I just come home from a good day at work, And then want to punch everything.

LIFE WHY U NO MAKE SENSE?

adventuretime:

Ha! So many fun voices.

Trying to follow the Tumblr breadcrumbs and find out who made this is exhausting, but a big round of thanks to whoever’s responsible. (Is it you, drkaitlyn?)

(Source: kaitlynnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)

ondskefull:

did anybody else notice

that Mitt Romney’s logo looks like a man’s finely sculpted ass

(Source: dominateur)

conversationparade:

so my youngest sister’s been really adamant about not buying Betty Crocker products lately - every time we buy them she gets really upset and calls us family betrayers the whole nine yards it’s very dramatic

and she’s a pretty liberal 13-year-old so my mom’s been like…